Friday, June 7, 2013

why ess-acly

Looks to me like a certain little show-off needs a...



Looks to me like a certain little show-off needs a talking-to.

ameltedheart:

I have a bit of wine tongue.

Go ahead and make yourself comfortable. …this'll...









Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.

…this'll take a while.

Don't let yourself be outdone.



Don't let yourself be outdone.

It's a game of give and take, wouldn't you...



It's a game of give and take,

wouldn't you say,

pup?

Is it any wonder why daddies love the park as much as their...



Is it any wonder why

daddies love the park as

much as their little girls do?

He had her tie a string around her finger, in a failed attempt...



He had her tie a string around her finger,

in a failed attempt to remind her to call home.

More drastic measures ensure that

this time, she won't forget.

She's shy around new people, at first. Hold out your hand...



She's shy around new people, at first.

Hold out your hand and let her get used to your scent.

But once she gets to know you,

you won't be able to keep her off your lap.

Now, be a good girl and look waaaaay, way up.



Now, be a good girl and

look waaaaay, way up.

It's makeshift, sure, but so are you, sweetheart, so are...





It's makeshift, sure,

but so are you, sweetheart,

so are you. Now,

bend the fuck over.

(no disrepect to Cam, she's hot as f…)

…until you forget you ever knew that word.



…until you forget you ever

knew that word.

And another girl waits, blindfolded and bound, silently...





And another girl waits,

blindfolded and bound,

silently listening to

the chains,

the body, and

the incessant hum.

If housebreaking isn't in the cards… What about a...



If housebreaking isn't in the cards…

What about a petting zoo?

Do you think

she'd earn

her keep?

There you go, baby bird. There you go.



There you go, baby bird.

There you go.

He helps her with her homework.







He helps her with her homework.

Silly girl, you're not supposed to like it.



Silly girl,

you're not supposed

to like it.

Are we theeeeeeeeeere yet?



Are we theeeeeeeeeere yet?

mrbearlovesyou: Thanks for introducing me to your little...



mrbearlovesyou:

Thanks for introducing me to your little friends.

(I hope we didn't keep you up all night)

Rawr,

-Mr. Bear

p.s. please tell the duck that I'll send him the… bill.

Daawww.. Don't be too hard on her, Mr. Craftsmate....



Daawww..

Don't be too hard on her, Mr. Craftsmate.

nanking-decade:

The problem with pets (or children, for that matter), is when they misbehave, it reflects poorly on you. It's important for a girl to know that when she's presenting herself to other people, she stands to lose a piece of your face with her own. Sometimes it takes a mark from your palm to remind her of that.

However, I can attest she's very fond of Mr. Whyexactly. Or as she likes to pronounce it when she's a bit little, "why ess-acly."

whyexactly:

Meanie!? 

You try and do something nice for someone… 

If I may be so bold, that's not a very courteous little kitty you're raising over there, Mr. Craftsmate. Not very courteous at all…

;) 

thinkivykink:

"tags:#let's raise some money to send #thinkivykink #to #summer camp #shall we?"

Meanie.

whyexactly:

Why is it only our kids that we send, often against their will,

to a camp on a far away island, with a large

group of strangers? Huh?

Don't be silly, sweetie.

Remember how much fun

you had last summer?

Meanie!?  You try and do something nice for someone…  If I...



Meanie!? 

You try and do something nice for someone… 

If I may be so bold, that's not a very courteous little kitty you're raising over there, Mr. Craftsmate. Not very courteous at all…

;) 

thinkivykink:

"tags:#let's raise some money to send #thinkivykink #to #summer camp #shall we?"

Meanie.

whyexactly:

Why is it only our kids that we send, often against their will,

to a camp on a far away island, with a large

group of strangers? Huh?

Don't be silly, sweetie.

Remember how much fun

you had last summer?

One day it just, happened… creativerehab: latrish: Art...



One day it just,

happened…

creativerehab:

latrish:

Art T

Trish at the window, by me.

Lo-res 120 film scan.

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