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mitten: when i was in 3rd grade i liked this girl so i asked her out but she said no so i bit her...

mitten:

when i was in 3rd grade i liked this girl so i asked her out but she said no so i bit her and made her cry

omvr: bitches so quick to make twerk videos but scared to do a class presentation

omvr:

bitches so quick to make twerk videos but scared to do a class presentation

onefitmodel: /DIES

onefitmodel:

/DIES

tristan-mckie-is-here: inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza: destielarryziam: australiansanta: thesocia...

tristan-mckie-is-here:

inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza:

destielarryziam:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn't tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

why didn't aladdin have nipples

if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time

tumblr asks the real questions

webgllow:  

webgllow:

 

deathmetalslut: the only "b" word u should call a girl is bagel 

deathmetalslut:

the only "b" word u should call a girl is bagel 

inseptica: shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont...

inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

divascreech: when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move

divascreech:

when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move

richard-sp8-jr: when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i'd ever...

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i'd ever had and i'd always ask what it was and she said "people" every time and i'd laugh and ask what it really was and she'd just reply "people" and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that's the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

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fiercezucchini: those feelings when you want a relationship but you don't but you do but you don't

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don't

but you do

but you don't

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dontdoitfrankie: -Rainy day…✔ -Bean bag…✔ -Netflix…✔

dontdoitfrankie:

-Rainy day…✔
-Bean bag…✔
-Netflix…✔

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So then you don’t throw things at people if you think they’re cute?…

So then you don’t throw things at people if you think they’re cute?…

canadianslut: if u masturbate to pics of me thats the biggest compliment ever so thanks a lot pal

canadianslut:

if u masturbate to pics of me thats the biggest compliment ever so thanks a lot pal

lanadelwhore: twerkingdead: there are some things you regret...

lanadelwhore:

twerkingdead:

there are some things you regret watching and then there are things like this

I will never be the same

pyrexvisean: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

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